Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
