Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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