If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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