David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
It's never too late to be topless.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
