There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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