we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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