idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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