I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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