so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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