You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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