lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Randomize
