I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I need to calm my uterus...
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Randomize
