I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
