I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
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