Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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