It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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