Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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