If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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