I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Small penises have feelings too.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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