my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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