The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Randomize
