We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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