Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
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