My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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