false alarm. still invincible.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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