is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
