Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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