I smell stomach acid.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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