...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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