dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
