I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
