check it out our google latitudes are spooning
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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