I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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