why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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