Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Randomize
