# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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