some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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