It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
she was so not down for the gang bang
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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