If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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