i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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