i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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