how can u be prego again
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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