I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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