My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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