Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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