Nicole vs. Life
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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