Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
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