My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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