what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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