As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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