so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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